Tuesday, March 17, 2009

LOLWUT

Thought of, pondered over and written by SeraphC at 12:04
Reasons why I never visit my rich friend! Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....
Question : What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?
Answer : Tea please .
Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?Answer : Ceylon tea.
Question : How would you like it? Black or white?
Answer : White.
Question : Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer : With milk.
Question : Goat's milk, or cow's milk
Answer : With cow's milk please.
Question : Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer : Um, I'll just take it black.
Question : Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer : With sugar.
Question : Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Answer : Cane sugar.
Question : White, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer : Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.
Question : Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Answer : Mineral water.
Question : Flavored or non-flavored?
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3 comments:

  1. Anonymous18 March 2009 at 10:07 am

    Dear Thinker,
    it's no different from ringing a government office. For serious enquiry, press 1; for frivolous questions press 2; for not so sure what you want to find out press 3; for uncertainty whether to proceed press 4; for being fed up press exit; for not knowing how to hang up press 0;

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  2. Anonymous23 March 2009 at 9:40 pm

    ROFL SOISOISOISOISOISOISOIOSIOSIOSIOSIOSIOSIOSIOSIOSIOSIOSIOSISOISOISOIOSISOISOIOSI

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  3. Anonymous28 March 2009 at 10:14 pm

    Hi thinker, your NXT building cousin here. Hahaha. Reminds me of an article on Bill Bryson's Notes from a Big Country. The article was about how ridiculously long it took to order toast in the US was, because of all the questions from the waitress. The resulting conversation went something along the lines of this:

    Bill: Erm, I'd like the breakfast set please.
    Waitress: What kind of bread would you like, wholemeal, 4 grain, white, brown or cinnamon?
    Bill: Brown bread, thanks
    Waitress: What sort of spread would you like with that? Peanut butter, jelly, margarine,butter subsitute or butter?
    Bill: Err, butter.
    Waitress: Pat butter, churn butter, or low-fat butter?
    Bill (rather exasperated): *phew*. Pat butter
    Waitress: Low sodium or no sodium?
    ...

    *Note: At this point, Bill left the ordering to his wife

    At this point, you can't help but think, "How much stuff do they KEEP in that kitchen????"

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